[–] Korinthian 25 points (+26|-1)  ago 

Septum piercings are only ever found on cows and pigs

[–] littul_kitton 3 points (+4|-1)  ago 

And apparently soytoys.

[–] Korinthian 7 points (+8|-1)  ago 

teacup pigs are still pigs

[–] raisinade 1 points (+1|-0)  ago 

She would still look better without it.

[–] Disappointed 17 points (+17|-0)  ago  (edited  ago)

If you're single and see this quote or something like it anywhere near anyone you are interested in, turn and walk away.

[–] Skyrock 14 points (+14|-0)  ago 

It is code for "I have terrible self and impulse control and an attitude problem, and I can't be assed to work on it".

[–] scoopadoop 15 points (+15|-0)  ago 

they're both the worst

[–] gazillions 12 points (+12|-0)  ago 

Did she shave her eyebrows off???? So she could paint on those absurd clown stripes?

[–] shadow332 [S] 12 points (+12|-0)  ago 

Yes. And that lipstick - she looks like she just ate out a nigger's asshole.

[–] lexsird 2 points (+2|-0)  ago 

I didn't know 'Nigger's Ass' was a lipstick color, now I know and knowing is half the battle.

[–] derram 11 points (+12|-1)  ago 

It's like punching yourself in the face repeatedly and then trying to reduce the swelling by slamming your face into a block of ice.

[–] lexsird 4 points (+4|-0)  ago 


That 'hair' is a dead giveaway that this one is dangerous and one should stay away. I thought she was wearing a mop from industrial work, but that 'moldylocks' hair dipped in fire engine paint is a warning.

[–] TheWheelofTime 1 points (+1|-0)  ago 

Yep, The moldylocks are always a big caution sign.

I can't say for sure, given all the FB angles, as she could be a pear from the neck down but she has a good base to work with. She has worked with it but what she's done with herself would be the equivalent of taking a new, fairly nice car off the lot then painting it lime green with a can of spray paint and throwing 'gold' rims on it.

[–] acheron2012 4 points (+4|-0)  ago 

This person has serious mental health issues. Cutting; burning; and other self mutilation are almost forgone conclusions. In a compassionate society it (some people say he but looks female to me) would be involuntarily confined and treated.

[–] eyeVoated 4 points (+4|-0)  ago 

It spelled beast wrong.

[–] SparkS 2 points (+2|-0)  ago 

lmfao You have recently submitted a similar comment. Please try to not use copy/paste so often.

[–] Ywis 3 points (+3|-0)  ago 

If your best is concealer lipstick and paint by numbers eyebrows you're screwed.

[–] chags 3 points (+3|-0)  ago 

Nobody deserves it at its "best". Not even the worst people.

[–] Workman 3 points (+3|-0)  ago 

Cool, thanks for the heads up, appreciate it...

[–] JoeFacts 3 points (+3|-0)  ago 

That's a man.

[–] DudeLove 2 points (+2|-0)  ago 

So empowering is the belief that a woman without makeup is at her worst, and with is at her best. Strange, fucked up, values.

[–] apoptosis15 2 points (+2|-0)  ago 

not to be mistaken for either the before or after pics depicted, but...

some of the most naturally beautiful women I've ever known have bought into this whole "makeup" thing hook, line, and sinker. I knew whenever one of them was around because she always smelled like she showered in perfume, and it made any room she entered almost uninhabitable, even for a moment. The most naturally attractive women -- those who actually don't have to deceive by painting and/or perfuming themselves -- do so in abundance.


Women, why do you do this to yourselves?

[–] Pattoe 2 points (+2|-0)  ago 

Didn't actually notice the difference in the photos, was far too repulsed.

[–] aria_taint 2 points (+2|-0)  ago 

Unfuckable x2

[–] Runaway-White-Slave 2 points (+2|-0)  ago 

Wouldn't fuck with a stolen nigger dick using a Jew to push it.... Actually this would be one I'd be glad to see any of the other species take off our hands.

[–] DeadFox 2 points (+2|-0)  ago 

Pig, pig with makeup

[–] Thisismyvoatusername 2 points (+2|-0)  ago 

That is really peculiar. Whatever one’s opinion on her appearance in general, at least in the first photo she looks human. That second photo is like an alien vampire from a bad 1960s B movie.

[–] Runaway-White-Slave 2 points (+3|-1)  ago  (edited  ago)

Her "best" is at least 30lbs overweight and fucking disgusting, nope, can't handle that....

Throw in the bright red shit-locks.... Lack of any exposure to sunlight....... Nasty delusional whores.

[–] Bob_Ross_Hair 2 points (+2|-0)  ago 

Garbage with a bow on it is still garbage.

[–] SparkS 2 points (+2|-0)  ago 

hmmm... im not sure... rly?!?... it might be that delusion also... unfuckingbelivebale... but no... im not gonna enter on this retarded shitpath. in other words im not gonna play jew games. on either side.

[–] SparkS 2 points (+2|-0)  ago 

i can afford it...

[–] whipcracker 1 points (+1|-0)  ago 


[–] Cheesebooger 1 points (+1|-0)  ago 

ewwww her best isn't even acceptable to me. Her best is the worst!

[–] TheWheelofTime 1 points (+1|-0)  ago  (edited  ago)

I don't know how many guys pay her to jack off in her face or to get a handjob while they drive her around the block but I bet the number is greater than 7.

If she got rid of the nose ring and got a decent wig, that picture would make more sense and she would actually be pretty. She will never be Zoolander level good looking but she will always have Zoolander smarts and humility.

[–] Neinlife 1 points (+1|-0)  ago 


[–] unabashed_centrist 0 points (+0|-0)  ago 

I think she looks fine. Her histrionic trash posting, however, is a clear indicator that this will not end well for you.

[–] shadow332 [S] 0 points (+0|-0)  ago 

I think she looks fine.

Fucking hell man, you must be really, really, really desperate.

[–] unabashed_centrist 0 points (+0|-0)  ago 

Nah - I'm a old 90's club kid. This is mild.